On September 20th, 2021, Ernest Livings-Hoagiebottom scrounged up enough money to finally afford to purchase his dream website, hoagie.live. It was on sale for a record-low price of $499.99. However, right after he clicked the "BUY" button he tragically passed away from a broken heart as his wife had left him the day before and the stress was too much. The webpage was inherited by an evil company named "Domain.com" and 10 days later, it was resold to an unsuspecting idiot named ████████ for $3. He now runs this website in Ernest's honor and is also making big beaucoup bucks off the merch store.